Wednesday, October 29, 2008

It's Time to Go All Obama On Your Ass...

I never meant to get political on this blog, but I've had it.....

"Socialism," "Pals Around With Terrorists," "Not Ready....Yet (though my Miss Alaska, been governor 2 years and already under ethics investigation is)," and "Not Right For America" is veiled racism. A way to vote against the black guy and not feel sorry about it. I can't take it anymore.

I tried to think about why one would NOT vote for Barack Obama. A friend of mine says "Oh, he gives a good speech and makes you feel good." Uh....have you seen the stock market. Have you seen us spend $1.4 trillion on war and bailout of greedy bankers and insurance fiends? I kinda would like to feel good. Who's paying for that? The homeless, hungry guy who has $3.14 in is coffee cup? Oh my god, it's syrofoam, he HATES America and his planet.....

So here are, in my mind, the only reason you would NOT vote for Barack Obama...

Reasons to vote against Obama:
1. You like to be depressed.
2. Your daddy was REEEEAAALLLLLY Repulican
3. You think a 72-year-old ventriloquist is a good choice
4. You think being hot is more important than being smart
5. 4 more years? Really! It's working!
6. You still think JFK sucked
7. Obama + Biden is less than McCain plus Palin minus the distance between ... Wasilla and Russia.
8. You REEEEALLLY think Tina Fey is hot but HATE 30 Rock
9. Obama's middle name is Hussein and that must be bad, not as bad is Osama -- which rhymes with Obama -- and the guy who actually killed 3,000 Americans on 9/11
10. $150,000 for ONE hockey mom is okay but 1,500 tax breaks for 100 of them is unacceptable.
11. You are from "real America" where you have two reasons to vote this year -- that chick is hot and that guy is black!
12. Optimism isn't your thing - former Mavericks who chose to be non-Mavericks by bowing to the right wing like Muslims bow to Allah...oh sorry, you love the Baby Jesus -- like old people bow to Bingo cards IS your thing.

9 comments:

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Poetry Sue said...

This is so awesome!!! I am emailing this post to my friend... she is a blogger over on Myspace and does alot of political stuff... she is going to love it!!!

Tom said...

One weekend with your socialist brother and you go over to the dark side. good luck, you will get what you wish for.
McCain is a man of honor,Osama is all hot air.
Tom I

TommyMac71 said...

He is a man of honor....I liked him better and would have voted for him before he bowed to the extreme right wing of his party instead of doing the "maverick" thing....

Obama might be hot air, but Palin is cold air....

BigMaryCool said...

Wow, it's a bit chilly in here....

I had a conversation with a fellow District 13 mom today. She commented on being "not fond of" Gov. Palin, which lead to a light hearted discussion of being "Caribou Barbie" for Halloween. I laughed, and said, "Oh, I'd do it (dress as a goddess of Atric Hunt!), but I don't have the GOP to dress me." This woman went on and on "150,000 dollars! Incredible, isn't it?" To which I replied; "Not as incredible as the millions spent on a 30 minute informericial; why couldn't that money help the homeless, or even the middle class the candidate claims to come from?" Her reply: "Oh, I don't care".
Yep, that's a great attitude in these unfortunate economic times.
(Pardon me, while I don my flame retardant suit!!)
Don't forget to vote Nov. 4!!!

Susan said...

I think you should all political on our ass as often as you want. Well said!!!

TommyMac71 said...

Um, Barack's millions are from private fundraising. McCain's campaign is the publicly-funded abortion.....

Sean and Jami said...

We to go Tom! (I'm a bit behind on my reading).

from your socialist "spread the wealth? what wealth?" brother!

BigMaryCool said...

Yes, privately raised funds...are those funds what Michelle uses to order caviar after a rally?

Still, a bit much, when he's got everyone in his pocket already, has this thing sewed up....

Only 4 years until we do this circus thing again!